real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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