I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Actions speak louder than pants.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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