How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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