dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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