that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
