You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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