My cat gives me a boner
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
How's work?
Spinning.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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