They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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