People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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