I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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