I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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