I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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