i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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