You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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