How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Randomize
