How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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