So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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