hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
We left the knife in your bed.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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