so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
accomplished twins. life is a go
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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