Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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