all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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