He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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