i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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