Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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