It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
It's blow job season.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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