I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
