apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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