She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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