Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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