BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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