we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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