how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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