drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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