We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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