so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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