I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I think my moral compass just broke
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