hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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