mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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