This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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