Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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