found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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