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Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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