hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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