whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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