Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
this will be a night to untag.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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