I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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