I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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