still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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