I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i just google imaged poop.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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