Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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