Is it normal to miss your booty call?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
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