I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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