The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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