I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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