he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
