Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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